Customer strolls in wanting to do a Moneygram Expresspay. Okay. I give her the paper and she fills it out, signs the bottom stating everything is correct and whatever, and hands it to me. I put it into the system. It goes through without any problems, I print her receipt. She signs the copy we…
So I love the website “Not Always Right” and every so often I will blog something on there that makes me laugh.
This one had me in fits of giggles…(Our store is advertising a big sale on lobsters. By the middle of the day, we’ve run out of them. After that, this exchange happens with at least…
I was just reminded of some of the most stupid things I heard while working at Geek Squad.
I’ll give you my top two.
- A woman came in with a new laptop, the receipt showed that it had been sold about two days ago. She slammed everything down on the counter and started yelling about how she…
As told to me by fellow associate JO.
Some guy came in today wanting to return shorts that had literal shit stains on them.
First the guy asked if he can return stained clothing. JO of course asked, “What kind of stains are they?” since people come in all the time with stains that look like, you…
Customer comes through the drive thru..
Customer: I want a potato and a side salad, but does the potato have butter on it?
Me: No, the butter comes on the side. It doesn’t come directly on the potato.
Customer: Ok, I wan’t a potato, but make sure theres no butter.
Me: Ok, no butter.
Customer:…
Ladies, if you’re on your period - DON’T FUCKING TRY ON BATHING SUITS.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more. ;_;
(Source: youseemsoupset)
The second incidence involved a couple. They - UGH. Okay. So first they come in and want to know what we have. It is a fucking dumb question because the goddamn menu is taped to the countertop and there’s a fucking stack of fucking menus right beside the fucking taped menu. Fucking. I point to the…
I’m sitting here in the break room at work, and I just can’t get myself focused or determined enough to get off the computer and work. I’ve got five minutes until my shift starts. *sigh*
It’s always interesting to think about the people that I will be meeting each day at work. What crazy stories…
There are a lot of horrible people in the world, and when you work retail, it seems like the dregs of humanity come to your store, and you always get them on your queue, and you wonder why God hates you and whatever.
To preface this: I usually work the first night shift (2pm - 11pm), my coworker…
